Simon:  Simon has been living, working and misbehaving in the clubs and bars of Sofia since 2001.     He's particularly keen on paragliding and skiing though it's pretty much downhill from then on.  The best shot by far, Simon can get it in the same hole every time even with his eyes closed - ask the 'missus'.  One to beat for you budding 007s.

Simon's Bulgarian would just about cover what you'll be needing - though I'm sure some positions will require your own demonstration.

Barry: Barry has been here for the shortest amount of time of the four of us, 2 years.  We took pity on his soul and dragged his sorry drunken ass out of the gutter.  We gave him a shower and a shave, put him in some new clothes and sent him out as our cheif bar and club recon. machine.

Barry knows all of our bars intimately and is likely to have spent some time checking out the carpets at close range.  In his short time here he has built the best local knowledge base of places to get truly wasted in Sofia!

Paul: AKA Norm, or Mr Cheese.  Please don't blame any of the recent England results on Paul, IT'S NOT Steve McClaren (honest).  Paul has been terrorising Sofia for 5 Years, he's far too competetive when it comes to paintballing or go-karting, but just keep him plied with beer and that will keep that competetive spirit to a minimum.

Paul makes sure the rest of us are doing our jobs and looking after you in the correct manner; full of food, alcohol and always in Mr. Magoo range of Bulgaria's eye candy!

Kevin: Kevin has been in Sofia for 6 years, back when the preferred mode of transport was horse and cart! There isn't a cheap dive or kebab shop he doesn't know, and he knows which ones serve cheap beer without hangovers and greasy food without a day on the throne.

Kevin's easy to find he's the one in front of the televised footy in 'Murphy's' with the pint of Stella and the mountain  of spicy chicken wings, with chips!